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Comment on Manly Bike for Sale – $100 by FOMO

FOMO — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 23:16:21 +0000

Hey there, youre an idiot!
well i guess the greeting alone accomplished one of my goals (calling you an idiot, if that’s hard to understand.)
second of all, a real man would appreciate this fine work of advertising. Hell, Dirty Jack wrote the best advertisement I have ever read. And I have read some damn good ads. So I think instead of hatin’ you should be arm wrestling like a real man!

Comment on Manly Bike for Sale – $100 by Scary Gary

Scary Gary — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 01:58:28 +0000

It can’t be a real Manly Bike…there is no Fi-Fi Bag on it!

Comment on Product of the Week by Poopy Trio

Poopy Trio — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 02:57:25 +0000

Why is the product of the week several weeks old?

Comment on Manly Bike for Sale – $100 by youre an idiot

youre an idiot — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 04:45:13 +0000

way to steal almost the entire advertisement from the best of craiglist. get a life chump

Comment on Manly Bike for Sale – $100 by Chest Rockwilder

Chest Rockwilder — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 07:36:44 +0000

That’s right, the name is CHEST, Chest ROCKWILDEr, and he who stands in between me and this bike better make like its 3:10 to yuma cause Im sending your sissy asses outta town in a johnny blaze of glory. This coming from a man whom is from the war-torn-gun-blazing sreets of sandy city yall…
So for all those chickens out there better protect ya neck, because we wouldn’t want you to catch salmonella.
Oh and word is bon jovi on dirty>>my bumper sticker reads:
“I BREAK FOR ARM WRASTLIN’ “

Comment on Manly Bike for Sale – $100 by Guy Lexington

Guy Lexington — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 22:41:31 +0000

Your Bike is sooo fucking badass, so badass in fact that I do don’t dare ride it, it is the bike of He-Man, chuck norris, Bob Ross, and every other great badass in history.

Comment on I’ll raise your Damn kids! by Wendy

Wendy — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 21:28:20 +0000

Best post I’ve read in a long time. I’ll take into consideration your post next time I reach for the anti-bacterial. And thanks for letting me know why those dang Flint Stone Vitamins kept disappearing

Comment on Manly Bike for Sale – $100 by Mikearama

Mikearama — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 22:46:48 +0000

Dear Jack:

I’m a real man and I want your bike. Of course I would never pay anyone for a bike, I would just take it. But rather than going looking for where you live, etc, just drop me a line and I will come pick it up.

As a real man, I walk briskly to where I need to be. I certainly don’t need a bike to make it easy to go 10 mph, I can do that while I’m knitting, in my bare feet.

However, there are times when I am in a hurry to get my case of bourbon back from the liquor store and a bike would be handy, but certainly not MANdatory.

I don’t really want the bike, but I don’t want some man with no testicles and a tiny johnson to end up with it just because they earned a franklin at the coffee shop, or worse, in the men’s room at some saloon.

So email me and I will come pick the bike up.

Unless you REALLY need the 100 bucks, in which case see the above about how to go about earning said money.

Mike, a real man’s name.

Comment on Manly Bike for Sale – $100 by FunkyB

FunkyB — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:45:20 +0000

You didn’t mention that it comes with a chain. Two chains, if you count the one that relentlessly drives the wheel. Chains are top-ten kind of manly (would be top-five if you could get them to explode), and you didn’t even mention it. That’s some damn manly shit if you don’t even have to say ‘boo’ about some freakin’ chains.

Comment on Manly Bike for Sale – $100 by Samantha

Samantha — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 04:26:59 +0000

Johnny:

Dirty Jack
Can you say false advertising?
that ain’t no man bike. First of all it’s got a seat, a nice little leather seat.
Where’d you steal that from, your sisters my lil pony?
Everyone knows man bikes don’t have seats, just the metal posts….

Hey Johnny,

You wanna know how we all know you’re gay? It’s because your “dream bike” is set-up exactly the way I would set up my dream bike. The difference is, I am a 28 year old woman.

Does that Giant Seat post you want to ride over have a soft dome-shaped rubber tip??

You should look to Dirty Jack for some advice…. Maybe you can start dating women again??