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Rizzo’s Corner

Hi People,

My corner is a tribute to the single biggest influencer in the de-evolution of man — email forwards.  Email forwards have become so dominant in this society that websites have been created just to entertain the monkeys that sit and read this crap.  You may have heard about these new sites such as Facebook and Twitter?

People have been so entertained by this bullshit that I have compiled a list of the top email forwards of all time.

Number 1

That guy in Texas that saw a traffic accident involving 4 old ladies and a guy in a shirt and tie was one of the funniest of all time.  He was on the phone leaving this voice message when the accident occurred.  Ladies and apes, Rizzo presents:



Number 2

This little number makes you 12% dumber every time you watch it.  The first time I saw this, I had to watch it 2 more times just to verify what I just saw.  This video is of two swell looking models doing some weird stuff with my breakfast.  I caution you, if you have never seen this, you may never eat pancakes the same again.  Ladies and apes, Rizzo presents:


Number 3

I have my doubts about if this is real or not. But, any time you get to see an unexpecting guy get punched, it is a good day. Ladies and apes, Rizzo presents:

Number 4

The sequel to the Pancake and Bikinis video. Yes that’s right. It’s twins. This time two new girls are back to pleasure your senses with delicious meats. The use of potato salad in this video is elevated it to a whole new low. Ladies and apes, Rizzo presents:

The rest of this list is forthcoming. There is so much research that goes into creating an all time best list. If you would like to suggest on for this page, please comment below:

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